Ten things that only happen in the movies

The GLAMOUR list:

By Kimberly Bonnell and Pamela Redmond Satran

1. Passionately kissing someone who, until just a second ago, you thought you despised.

2. Losing all 14kg of pregnancy weight in the time it takes to OW-OW-OW-AWWW! birth the baby.

3. People leaping up to stop the wedding.

4. Thirty seconds of passionate sex and then bam! - she has an orgasm.

5. Wearing a bra while having sex.

6. Working as an unpaid intern at a fashion magazine and getting an entire couture wardrobe totally free.

7. Discovering that your cat can talk, your boyfriend can fly or there's an alien living in your toolshed.

8. Inspired, poetic, spontaneous 'I love you' speeches.

9. Day after day of perfect skin and buttery highlights.

10. Tom Cruise, always looking tall.