What’s On His Mind During Sex, According To His Sign

It's safe to assume that the main thing on a guy's mind during sex is.. sex. When he's horny, his penis is a lot like Carrie Underwood's version of Jesus in that it takes the wheel, and once it's in charge, his brain pretty much shuts down. It's all primal urges from here on out. That being said, however, there is still more to his mind than meets the eye. His creativity, for example, is still very much functioning, seeing as he's going to need it once you both start losing interest with some of the initial positions. So keep reading to discover what's on his mind during sex, according to his sign.Does your man have any strange interests? Let us know in the comments section below!

Aries. When he’s getting down and dirty, he’s got his own adrenaline on the mind. He wants to feel amped up around the clock, and what better time for that to happen than when he’s making his way into Pound Town? What’s turning him on right now isn’t your personality or your body or anything. What’s turning him on is how badass he’s assuming he looks.

Taurus. While he’s having sex, he’s got a Sports Illustrated photo shoot set in the Sahara on his mind. The backdrop is representative of his love for some peace and quiet, and the models are really just there for good measure. In all honesty, they could just as well be posing in a rose garden or in deep space. Basically anywhere that’ll keep him at peace.

Gemini. When he’s having the sex, he’s got naked millennials on the mind. Seeing as he’s the kind of guy who’s all about progression and forward-thinking, it’s only natural that he’d associate a generation of open minds with his spank bank — or in this case, his sex chest. Just make sure not to mention the words “peace,” “equality” or “love,” or else he’ll bust much sooner than either of you would like.

Cancer. When he’s having sex, he’s got Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” on his mind. The raw passion, the heightened emotion, the abstract horror… just a quick glance at the photo will have him harder than Pyornkrachzark in “The Neverending Story,” but imagining it will also do. The next time he looks deeply into your eyes when he has his penis deep inside of you, just know that it’s not you he sees, but a 3-foot tall textbook example of Expressionism.

Leo. When he’s going at, he’s got your warm embrace on his mind. Call him a softie. Call him sensitive. Call him whatever you want. Just, whatever you do, don’t hold back on the hugs. He’s not just into warm embraces because they make him feel good, he’s into warm embraces because they tickle his sexual fancy. He’s a hardcore hug-ho.

Virgo. When he’s bumping uglies, he’s got an image of how nice the room will look once the two of you have finished having sex and he’s had a chance to tidy up on his mind. It may not sound like the sexiest of images to have in your head when you’re hot and bothered, but when he’s part of the conversation, speak for yourself. Nothing gets him hotter than neatness. Freshly ironed pants? A vacuumed floor? But also sex thrown in the mix? He’s sold.

Libra. When he’s having sex, he’s got the cast of any season of “The Bachelorette” on his mind. But don’t worry, he’s imagining you in the mix, as well. In fact, if he could just imagine an orgy, he’d be all set, but it just so happens to help that the contestants on “The Bachelorette” are as romantic and charming as he tends to prefer. He may also imagine the guys from any season of “The Bachelor,” as well, but he’ll never mention that out loud.

Scorpio. When he’s getting naked and nasty, he’s got the entire London Philharmonic Orchestra on his mind. Sure, it might sound odd at first, but when you take into account the fact that he usually gravitates toward commanding passion and emotionally-charged energy, it only makes sense. Plus, who doesn’t want a personal soundtrack for the sexual adventures?

Sagittarius. When he’s “doing the deed,” he’s got naked clowns on his mind. To some people, clowns are terrifying, but this fella knows how to find the beauty in everything. By imagining them naked, he’s doing a service to optimists everywhere. He also helps bring awareness to the fact that clowns are people too — or he at least assumes he’s bringing awareness to this.

Capricorn. When he hops on the good foot and does the bad thing, he’s got his bank account on his mind. Even if it’s not necessarily as full as he’d like it to be, the mere thought of his own money doesn’t just give him something to live for, but something to get off to. Add your naked body rolling around in his pool of gold coins and he’s as good as done for.

Aquarius. When he’s getting his Jolly Rancher wet, he’s got Margot Kidder circa 1978 on his mind. He’s obviously got her on his mind because he likes to help people and do good by them, so he naturally wants to imagine himself as Superman while he’s making sweet, sweet love to the woman he loves (even though she’s unfortunately not Margot Kidder circa 1978, because the “she” in question is you). But don’t worry, once he orgasms, these fantasies will pass in moments and you’ll again be the number one gal on his mind.

Pisces. When he’s playing rough in the sheets, he’s got drugs on the brain. Not because he’s taken drugs, necessarily, but because he enjoys the psychedelic stimulation. Sure, the psychedelic features are part of his imagination, but at least he’s got the stimulation — albeit sexual stimulation. Adding the fact that you’re naked certainly doesn’t hurt.