People have turned to Reddit to share their wildest celebrity sex stories and, well, let's just say they're actually pretty tame. While one user alleged to have made out with Aaron Paul (yes, *the* Aaron Paul), another revealed a tale of how his dad "f*cked" Mariska Hargitay-- or rather, Detective Benson. Yes, seriously. Read on below for more.
User “teddycular.” "Not me personally, but my mother once had a fleeting thing with Steve from Blue's Clues. She wouldn't give me explicit details as a kid, but I asked her now that I'm an adult a year and a half ago and she said 'Well... I will say this. I didn't peg him as that kind of guy.' She purposefully put a lot of emphasis on ‘peg', so I got the message. She playfully changed the subject after that."
User “Tipsylou.” "Not exactly even a 'notable' person, but my SO was in a relationship with Pewdiepie's girlfriend before she met Pewdiepie. Didn't have a bad thing to say about her, other than that they were too young to take a relationship seriously."
User “unforgivabledesires.” "Not a hookup, but Gavin DeGraw told me he loved me once. To be fair, he was so wasted that at one point in the middle of his set, he jumped up from his piano to act out a scene from Road House."
User “6h0zt.” "Good friend of mine had his relationship ended when his girlfriend called and rather bluntly stated that she was going to spend the night in Pauly Shore's hotel room, instead of back at the dorms. I bought him BioDome for his birthday, he was not amused."
User “solateor.” "An old roommate of mine, who's incredibly hot, was a bartender at a swanky hotspot in the West Village of NYC. Celebrities would come in all the time right after they opened.
One evening, right after 300 came out, Gerard Butler strolls in for a few drinks. He and her hit it off. He stays till closing (only 2am at this place), and waits for her to cash out and clean up. They go to his place, and the report I got was that it was pretty vanilla.
Funny part, is when she's telling me the story, I couldn't help but wonder what would've happened if she brought him back to our place. I imagined walking out of my room, groggy on a sunday morning, and heading to the bathroom only to find Gerard Butler taking a sh*t."
One evening, right after 300 came out, Gerard Butler strolls in for a few drinks. He and her hit it off. He stays till closing (only 2am at this place), and waits for her to cash out and clean up. They go to his place, and the report I got was that it was pretty vanilla.
Funny part, is when she's telling me the story, I couldn't help but wonder what would've happened if she brought him back to our place. I imagined walking out of my room, groggy on a sunday morning, and heading to the bathroom only to find Gerard Butler taking a sh*t."
User “SgtNeilDiamond.” "My uncle dated, and I regret to imagine, had sex with Gillian Anderson (Scully from the X-files). I met her a few times, and she was absolutely awesome!"
User “Corn_starch_party.” "A friend of mine hooked up with Adam Richman from Man vs. Food. She ran into him at a restaurant and introduced herself because she was a fan of the show. Then ended up having sex and he paid for her to fly out to meet him a few times around the country. This was a few years ago and she said he was quite good in bed, particularly with oral. Go figure. The funny thing is that he comes off in the show as a big momma's boy and that's apparently no exaggeration because he and my friend went to to his mom's house for dinner just a couple weeks after meeting him."
User “caricon.” “I made out with a girl who apparently gave Collin Farrell head about an hour earlier. No, I did not know at the time. In conclusion: I gave Colin Farrell he
User “Jtopper.” "Two girls I know claim to have f*cked Russell Brand, and tell stories about it infused with enough shame that they're believable."
User “Slevadon.” "My mom was pursued by Bill Nye sometime after college. They lived in the same apartment complex so he would ask her out every so often. Finally she said yes, and he cooked her a spaghetti dinner in his apartment. She said he was nice but a little weird. She met my dad shortly after.
MOM WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE F*CKED BILL NYE INSTEAD OF MY DAD GODDD"
MOM WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE F*CKED BILL NYE INSTEAD OF MY DAD GODDD"
User “NihlulsKyik.” "I got a blow job from pornstar McKenzie Lee in San Fransisco in the champagne room. It was glorious. And not free."
User “Crisiss.” "My dad f*cked Mariska Hargitay (Girl from Law and Order SVU). Him and his brotha (lifelong friend, hunting buddy) went on a double date with her and a girlfriend. An hour and a half later, he was bedding Detective Benson."
User “SLow_Like_Sloth.” "I made out with the lead guitarist of Dashboard Confessional. And I've brushed my boob against Katy Perry’s."
User “yobigboss.” "Girl from my high school had sex with Ashton Kutcher. She's the one that killed his marriage with Demi Moore. He really downgraded on that one."
User “PocelainDayWalker.” “...I made out with Aaron Paul (aka, Jessie Pinkman from Breaking Bad - which I don't even watch) when I was 18 (so, approximately 14 years ago). I went to LA for a few weeks and he had just moved there not that long ago - he was staying in the same complex I was and my friends and I met him and his friend (Mike I believe his name was) at the pool.
He was a super sweet guy! We went shopping at a few cool vintage places, and when I was leaving he paid to get past security at the airport (or at least that's what he told me) - very romantic, but a bit overwhelming. We kept in touch for a few months off and on after I got home - sent birthday presents that year (he sent me a really cool purse) - then that was it. Imagine my surprise when i start seeing ads for Breaking Bad!! I'm so, so, so happy that everything worked out for him! He really was a good guy and deserves his success :)"
He was a super sweet guy! We went shopping at a few cool vintage places, and when I was leaving he paid to get past security at the airport (or at least that's what he told me) - very romantic, but a bit overwhelming. We kept in touch for a few months off and on after I got home - sent birthday presents that year (he sent me a really cool purse) - then that was it. Imagine my surprise when i start seeing ads for Breaking Bad!! I'm so, so, so happy that everything worked out for him! He really was a good guy and deserves his success :)"
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