
Over at The Frisky, contributor Amy Dresner recently got very candid about her sexual history. Particularly, Dresner opened up about how she went from a woman who never orgasmed to someone who not only regularly reached climax, but squirted as well. The question is: How? Below, we share her story in her own words.
Are you a fan of the squirting orgasm? What do you think of Dresner's story? Have you ever gone from being an orgasmic to squirting in a matter of days? Sound off in the comments section below!

From unorgasmic to squirting. Dresner dives into the matter by sharing how her ex-husband blamed herfor not being able to orgasm all throughout their marriage. “Your orgasm is your problem,” he allegedly would tell her. Of course, this was not something Dresner wanted to hear. After all, he had to take some responsibility too, no?

From unorgasmic to squirting. Still, several days later after he had made the comment, two books appeared on her night table: “I Love Female Orgasm” and “The Elusive Orgasm.” Gifts from him, of course. "I resentfully cracked one open and it seemed like a lot of trite stuff about the importance of relaxation,” Dresner writes. "I couldn’t be more relaxed in my marital sex life if I tried. For Godʼs sake, I was almost asleep.”

From unorgasmic to squirting. Just how bad was the bedroom situation in Dresner’s marriage? Real bad. "Well, after my ex-husband would leave for work in the morning Iʼd bust out my Hitachi magic wand and relieve myself multiple times,” she explains. "When he returned from the office, heʼd often see the shoulder massager laying lifeless on the floor.
'How many times did you beat off today? Four? God youʼre a freak,' heʼd say, shaming me.”
'How many times did you beat off today? Four? God youʼre a freak,' heʼd say, shaming me.”
From unorgasmic to squirting. It goes without saying that her marriage did not last. “And after three-and-a-half years of very unfulfilling sex, I went on a bit of a bender having mindless and mediocre encounter,” Dresner shares. "Occasionally they would do some manual shaking maneuver a la Yahtzee which made me a little extra juicy but no fireworks. No orgasms ever presented themselves. Never.” At one point, Dresner thought she’d spend forever with Mr. Hitachi.

From unorgasmic to squirting. Dresner then goes into female ejaculation — or rather, squirting. "Of course, Iʼd heard in passing about this crazy phenomena of female ejaculation and seen the videos where a literal fountain gushed out between a girlʼs legs,” she writes. "Although I envied their dedication and fervor and it looked, uh, interesting, it was a completely foreign concept to me.” She adds: "I would have been happy to finally have a regular orgasm. Squirting seemed to be the extraterrestrial of climaxes limited only to the professional vaginas of p*rn stars."

From unorgasmic to squirting. Then, as most people do, Dresner met someone — on Facebook, at that. "We had heated, dirty IM conversations for about a week and then I drove to his place for a rendezvous,” she explains. "He was a member of Mensa with big brains and a filthy mouth.” Unsurprisingly, Dresner was totally smitten.
From unorgasmic to squirting. Dresner rang the doorbell, her heart pounding at 100 miles per hour. "Then he opened the door and he was fat,” she describes. "Adorable, but fat. I mean really fat. Gandolfini (RIP) fat. My dismay must have been evident because he blurted out, 'I told you I was fat!’"

From unorgasmic to squirting. While his honesty was charming, Dresner wasn’t completely sold. But after some awkward conversation, he finally grabbed her and kissed her. "The chemistry was electric,” she explains. "My heart raced and I felt tingly all over. It was f*cking magical."

From unorgasmic to squirting. While she was totally smitten by the Gandolfini look-alike, she was still angry. She says: "Iʼll admit, I was pissed. No, not this guy! Dammit, really? I thought. But my body loved him from the get go. Who can explain sexual chemistry? It is just one of those mysterious, nebulous things."
From unorgasmic to squirting. Though they had chemistry during their kiss, was the sex just as good? Apparently. "During our first sexual encounter, I had eight orgasms,” Dresner writes. "I was flabbergasted. Iʼd had three partner-driven orgasms in my entire sexual career. After the first orgasm, I grabbed his arm and looked at him in complete shock.” She couldn’t help but wonder if he was a wizard of some sort.

From unorgasmic to squirting. Till that moment, Dresner had been convinced she couldn’t reach climax with a lover. "I thought I had ruined myself with high-powered sex toys,” she says. "But all those convictions went out the window with this new fat man. Even more disturbing was that I had begun to squirt with this guy.” In fact, he even nicknamed her “spritzy."

From unorgasmic to squirting. Within a few weeks, she began to really squirt, though at first she just thought she was peeing. However, she soon realized that fluid was not, in fact, pee. And sooner than later, the “new fat man” became her boyfriend. "Do you blame me?” she explains. "I mean, many men had swung the hammer but he was the only one to ring the bell. I had to keep him.”
From unorgasmic to squirting. While Dresner describes her experiences squirting as pleasurable, she also points out that they’re messy. She writes: "Now before I make love with my boyfriend, we lay down a folded up towel beneath me. 'It’s not going to work this time,' I always whine. And I’m almost always wrong."

From unorgasmic to squirting. After several months of this, Dresner didn’t find out what exactly happened to her vagina from her previous marriage to now. So during a visit to her ob-gyn, she asked her about her new experiences, to which she got this response: "She was not phased but offered no explanation except to say that once you become a squirter, you are always a squirter. Great! A switch had been flipped now and there was no going back."

From unorgasmic to squirting. Today, Dresner is simply happy that she’s finally met someone who fulfills her needs -- sexual and otherwise. "When the sensation comes, I bear down instead of clenching up and voila,” she exclaims. "I do think you need to feel really safe with your partner and completely relaxed. It is very much a process of letting go. And of course it helps if your partner is very technically skilled."
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