There are almost an endless array of opportunities for something to go wrong while you're having sex -- penetrative or oral. And luckily, most of the time, nothing ever happens. You orgasm. They orgasm. You go on with your day. Everyone's happy. But these 15 people opened up about the most disgusting, the most vile, the grossest sexual experiences they've ever had. Trust us, they deliver... If you're eating Jolly Ranchers, yogurt, cottage cheese, or spaghetti... you might want to save this story for a little bit later.
Wind. Everyone loves a cool, summer breeze. This Anonymous user, however, got more than he bargained for. "Sixty-Nine. She came. She farted. My hair blew in its fetid breeze."
Gonorrhea. Reddit user myamaacct has a particularly gross ER story. "I work in an emergency room. One time we had a patient who had a colostomy (for those who don’t know, this is a surgically placed hole in the abdomen where sh*t comes out of after the colon is rerouted away from the a**)… Anyway, some girl comes in once with an infection in her stoma (abdominal sh*thole). Turns out it was gonorrhea. Her husband had been cheating on her, picked it up and had been f*cking her in her stoma."
Sick. It’s never a good idea to push through if you’re not feeling well. "I accidentally sh*t once while fucking a girl. I was pretty drunk and had to fart. I had the runs, and well. You know… I pooped. It was especially runny, it felt weird landing on the back of my thighs. It really sucked, but I kept on at it for a few more minutes.. Then I felt the bubble guts. I was torn. I was drunk, so I was debating if I wanted to just shit and keep going or get up and run away."
Spew. What’s worse, a stream of vomit, or a stream of poop? During anal sex, this guy had to see something no one should ever see. "Eventually, we finish, and I pull out – only to see a stream of shit spew out of his a**. It was everywhere. I mean, f*cking everywhere. It was explosive diarrhea-type sh*t, on my bed, on me, on the wall even… and then my roommate walked in. I found out later that the dude had a severe bowel problem of some kind, and really shouldn’t have bottomed."
Beads. You might want to try to go to the bathroom before any backdoor fun, this user wished they had. "One Saturday afternoon, the boy is performing some world class cuminonumbulus when I feel a pressure at my nether orifice. I soon realised he was using some beads on me. We had some filthy and very very satisfying sex, then I went to the bathroom to clean up without removing the beads. I’m so glad I did that. I sat on the toilet to get the beads out. I’m so glad I did that. Those beads were solidly embedded in a great big turd."
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